Joe Theismann's Restaurant

$$ • American

1800 Diagonal Rd, Alexandria
(703) 739-0777


Take-Out/Delivery Options


Recent Reviews

I was here a year and a half ago and the food and services was amazing. Today it was the opposite, the server was really nice and all but extremely slow, I order a burger without lettuce and tomatoes for my son and it came with everything on it, my chorizo tacos tasted horrible and the ribs where no good. Sorry but I will never go back.

We enjoyed a nice dinner here. Convenient to National Harbor by car. Easy parking just outside curbside. The service was great and food came fast. There were 3 diners and we all loved our food. Seems like a local place and the atmosphere was a bit noisy with conversations. Still overall great experience and food very tasty between Fish tacos, cheeseburger and fries and Louisiana entree. We would return.

I really wanted to like this place but unfortunately it suffers from a common sports bar syndrome ... good appetizers and underwhelming entrees. Maybe I was unlucky with my order, but the Reuben sandwich I ordered here was legit one of the worst sandwiches I ever had. It was insanely greasy, the corned beef was completely flavorless and an absence of dressing pretty much made the entire sandwich a total inedible mess. It didn't help that the server strongly recommended this full review

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Monday 11AM - 10PM
Tuesday 11AM - 10PM
Wednesday 11AM - 10PM
Thursday 11AM - 10PM
Friday 11AM - 11PM
Saturday 11AM - 11PM
Sunday 11AM - 10PM

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