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Coffee Shops • $
“I live this Starbucks for a multitude of reasons, one being I regularly go there... A lot. The baristas there are very friendly and almost always get my drinks right. If your looking for a chat then later in the evening when they are not as busy is best. They all start to feel like family if spent enough time around“
“1/5 Stars:
I walked into this Starbucks looking for a caffeine fix, but instead, I stumbled into a prestigious academy of unaccomplished screenwriters. Every single table was occupied by someone staring intensely at a glowing Apple logo, tapping away furiously like they were finishing the final draft of The Godfather Part IV. One guy was wearing a beanie in August, aggressively sipping a venti oat milk latte, and sighing loudly so everyone knew the creative burden he carries. I sneaked a peek at his screen—he had been formatting a title page for three hours.
But the true masterpiece of this location is the restroom. I opened that door and was instantly hit by a scent that I can only describe as liquid toxic waste mixed with burnt espresso. It felt like a physical slap to the face. Whatever dark magic happens when Starbucks coffee hits a human digestive system, it culminated in that bathroom. It didn't just smell bad; it smelled hazardous. I’m convinced the guy in the beanie went in there to flush his failed script down the toilet, and the plumbing revolted.
Go for the coffee if you must, but bring a hazmat suit for the restroom and be prepared to whisper so you don't disrupt the next great American novel.“