The Dirty Goose

$$ • Gay Bar

913 U St NW, Washington
(202) 629-1462


Take-Out/Delivery Options


Reviews for The Dirty Goose

We made a reservation and Tony was our server. He is such a joy and makes sure everyone is comfortable especially during a global pandemic. He laid down the law/rules as you sit down but makes sure you enjoy your time. Would HIGHLY recommend sitting in his section again.

I went here with my boyfriend and the bouncer wouldn't accept his National ID from Taiwan. I said fine and while we were waiting for our Uber, he went on to talk to all the customers who were smoking about how we were trying to get in with a fake ID and that we needed to bring a real ID, while they nervously smiled. I told him that we were right there and that he could say that to our face and he charged up to me and asked me if I "had a fucking problem" and that he was "down." full review
This Place is all about money not the well fair of the people that come here , I witnessed a young man so drunk could barely stand get served then later that night the same young man was past out on the first floor bathroom and all the workers did was tell his friends to get him out the club didn't offer water or anything just made his friends drag him out when I asked to speak to a manger the doorman was rude and said I could not return in that is the worst display of full review

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Monday 5 - 11PM
Tuesday 5 - 11PM
Wednesday 5 - 11PM
Thursday 5 - 11PM
Friday 5PM - 12AM
Saturday 2PM - 12AM
Sunday 1 - 10PM

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