Ramen Restaurants in Lowell, MA

“I walked in craving tonkotsu but Big Mike the Manhole Inspector was already at the bar arguing with the waiter about whether ramen broth counts as “sewage water.” Next thing I know Darlene Quackington (self-proclaimed retired Disney princess) starts twerking on the table yelling “this is my kingdom!” while Lil’ Pookie Jenkins was in the corner trying to record a SoundCloud freestyle over the loud music.
Somehow I ended up in the alley behind the spot with Shauna Ratood doing the nastiest in the back of a stolen lime green Walmart mobility scooter. I buss so hard the soft boiled egg from my ramen flew out my pocket and hit a tourist. The noodles were mid but the vibes had me seeing ancestors. 10/10 would let Big Mike inspect the manholes again after hours.“