“Frightmares at Lagoon is already spooky enough, but the real warmth of the night came not from a campfire… but from the chainsaw dancers revving their way into my heart at 32 degrees Fahrenheit!!
Their fake screams and power tools basically replaced my winter coat.
Then I waddled into Subway like a frostbitten zombie and ordered the most beautiful toasted sub, that mankind has ever crafted!
The bread was warm, the cheese was melting…like my willpower, and the turkey was basically whispering, “You made it, enjoy.”
The combo of adrenaline, chainsaws, Cheetos for dessert and the deliciously gorgeous and scrumptiously long… FOOTLONGGGG sandwich, was like a five Michelin starred horror movie.
Honestly, 10/10 would get chased and toasted/baked all over again for my wife’s footlong, deep, and inside of me…
🌭🪓🎢“
“Something about this Subway just has a great vibe. As soon as i walked in the employees were very welcoming and took my order right away and did a great job. Very kind faces and among the most pleasant employees I've ever dealt with. Place is nice and clean too. I'll keep this location in mind next time i desire a sub.“