McDonald's in Redmond

“I ain’t even gonna lie, McDonald’s is just a chain where you go and know what you’re gonna get. Sometimes I crave a McChicken or a #7 large meal with a Dr Pepper. Regardless I know the food is gonna slap.

Service is always kinda mid, I don’t blame the employees, I mean… it’s McDonald’s. But lowkey they forgot one of my cheeseburgers one time and they got me right with a double cheeseburger replacement fr.

Atmosphere is not the best but I just ignore it fr. Honestly I would give it a 4 star cause of the food, but lowkey gotta boost their ratings.

McDonald’s if you want to sponsor me with a gift card, please feel free to hmu 🙏🏽“

“Oh, Don’t Eat the Big Arch in Your Car!
Do not eat the Big Arch in your car,
Not near, not close—best eaten afar.
Not while you’re driving, not stopped at a light,
Not left hand on burger, right hand on the right!
Do not eat the Big Arch on your seat,
Where ketchup goes plorp and the pickles go yeet.
It drips and it drops and it slides down your shirt,
It lands on the console—oh my, that’s dessert? (Nope. Dirt.)
You could eat it at home! You could eat it outside!
On a picnic table with napkins beside.
You could eat it afar on a bench in the sun,
Where spills are just spills and not… “Oh no, what’ve I done?”
The Big Arch is big, it’s a towering stack,
With sauce that attacks from the front and the back.
One bump in the road, one tiny “ka-THUNK!”
And suddenly cheese is glued onto your trunk.
So listen, dear driver, be clever, be smart—
If you treasure clean seats (and your sanity’s part),
Do not eat the Big Arch while shifting a gear.
Eat it from afar, my friend. Far. Away. Here.“