4 Best Bakeries near Blaine

“So, I’ve had unpredictable bouts of constipation throughout my life. I remember receiving enemas that were meant for elderly individuals when I was 8 or 9. When I attended this restaurant, I haven’t had a bowel movement in around 2-3 days. Previously before that I required stimulant laxatives, which creates muscle contractions to force waste out of your anus. I tried a basic cheeseburger with a side of fries, and a raspberry peach iced tea. As soon as I finished my meal, I felt it. The rumbling that signals such an impending cloud of doom in your stomach, causing your heart to metaphorically drop 50 feet from my chest. I drove home, as I didn’t feel it appropriate to require Perkins to call in a biohazard crew to wall off the women’s restroom. Immediately I rushed down to the toilet, and unleashed hell. 3 days worth of regularly eaten-and-digested goodness exploded out of my bottom like a flood gate- It was indescribable the stench, it could probably harm a small child. Like not normal fecal matter, something radioactive and potent enough to kill a rodent. It was half liquid and half solid as it endlessly exited it’s swollen, dark tomb. I have never felt such relief, and from the most unlikely of places. Thank you, Perkins. May our stars cross again someday when I need to take a giant gorilla dump.“

“Amazing work! Totally recommend them! I ordered a cake (vanilla w/ strawberry filling) and a pan dulce box from them, and they both turned out AMAZING!! Literally everyone was asking where I got the cake.

Please, please, please order from them! I was able to send them an inspo pic, and they absolutely killed it. Omg! Truly so grateful for them. My 23rd was a success because of this cake! 🎂✨“

“Sandwich’s and desserts at a reasonable price, along with good staff. This place is a gem.“

“Thank you, Nothing Bundt Cakes, for dropping off your delicious treats in our ER today!! It was so much appreciated and so thoughtful of you. I’ll definitely be stopping by next time I’m in Blane!“