“Hello fellow yelpers! It's me, Wendell back again for another tasty examination of local herbage. I dedicate this review to my grandson Frederick, who said I should spice up my reviews with some of those youthful colloquialisms that the new generations use. As a writer, I am always looking for new ways to make my writing better. Thanks Frederick! Go class of 2036! It was a Saturday afternoon and I awoke like a sigma out of my bed. "Betski" I said as I got dressed in my best drip, ready to get a good bite to eat. I got my gyatt in my truck. It was a fire day outside. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and I was driving around with mewing like a boss. I knew this day was going to be lit. I was craving a bussing sub and decided to make my way down to an fire institution I had not yet visited. I was low-key excited to get my eat on. I walked up to the doors and a beautiful woman held the door for me. "Thanks, clout chaser!" I said with a smile. The woman seemed bemused but I knew she was just being extra. I'll have you all know that I was quite the rizzler as a young man, and that's on god. Now don't cancel me fam for flexing on the haters like I do. I'm no noob to this world, folks. I'm old. Talk about slaying, these workings were serving! Standing on business, if you will. Look, I'm no simp but I'm not afraid to vibe check a sus stan if I have to! I walked up to the counter. "I'll have a large Italian with the works and lettuce, please" I slurped. "Sorry, sir we don't have lettuce here." Uhm...yikes. It's giving embarassing! And I oop! "That's cap" I thought to myself. I mean how can a place not have fucking lettuce? I clapped back at the man behind the counter, "Okay hold the lettuce. Gimme that Italian with the works." I think they were humblebragging because they brought out my sandwich in two gyatts of a cringelord. When I tell you that shit hit different, it hit different. Periodt. This place popped off. It Ratio'd. It flexed on my hating self until I got humbled. No cap, ya'll. No cap. Okay, anyways I'm boutta go AFK, I got a shawty that needs me to spill the tea all over her sussy baka and I don't wanna ghost her. Don't get triggered folks, I'm just dropping some lore on a bruh while I swipe right on some queens. Don't mind me. Psst. Frederick, how did I do? Special thanks for the help:“
“Enormous sandwiches, fantastic service, and an adorable atmosphere. California BLT had so much bacon and avocado in it, it was delicious. Hit the spot, and fueled me up.If you have allergies make note of their allergy policy.Dietary restrictions: Small kitchen has high risk of cross contamination. They are very upfront about it and I appreciate the honesty.“
“I can’t recommend Mae’s enough! I live about a half hour away from here but my boyfriend works in Marshfield so once a month he will bring home Mae’s for me. The quality of the food is so fresh and the sandwich combinations are so creative. I’m a creature of habit so I tend to stick with the Uncle Stevie but love all the options. The portions are also such a good size as well. Always happy after eating here ☺️“
“Just stopped at this place while on vacation and wow the food is incredible the people are great and the atmosphere is awesome I plan on returning when I'm back in town. I recommend everything I was supposed to eat only 1 ended up ordering 2 to try another one.“
“Recently just started coming here and I’ve been impressed with the pizzas. They have been very friendly whenever i come in and are very quick with making the food. I like the cheese blend on the pizzas and the crispy crust. Would definitely recommend to a friend!“
“Finally! A delicious sandwich joint in Scituate! From the Forager, to the Shorty, to the Chicken Cesar Wrap - everything is delicious and well prepared. You can taste that the ingredients are fresh and the bread is never soggy. Ben is simply lovely always smiling and greeting you warmly.Thank you Ben for bringing Crossroads to Scituate!“