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“A really good burger at decent prices. Great fries too!“
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“Didn't realize this was a sit-down restaurant but the staff made sure I got in-and-out in 30 min so I could make it to my next meeting AND the food was fantastic - the pepper jack tomato soup and mallard sandwich combo was the best lunch I've had in a long time!“
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“Went here on Wednesday night. Sign on the door that they didn’t have dining room service did to lack of staff. They were allowing people to get to go orders and eat them in the dining room. The food we got was good. Service was fast and accurate. The beer I got was ok, seemed sort of flat or old.“
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“First time I ever had a Jersey Mike’s sub. Had the roast beef. Delicious!“
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“Our first time here. It was nice and the service was great. We will Have try it again“
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“Food was exceptional, really.“
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“Subway Etown is a friendly business who strives to make the freshest food for the community“
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“The moment I stepped into this Jimmy John’s I knew something was… different. The familiar scent of fresh-baked bread and crisp veggies hung in the air, but the atmosphere felt otherworldly. The employees behind the counter were unlike anyone I’d ever seen. Towering at a staggering nine feet tall, their bodies shimmered with iridescent scales that caught the fluorescent light, casting faint rainbows across the walls. Their movements were fluid, almost hypnotic, as they glided between the sandwich stations.
At first, I thought I was hallucinating. Maybe it was the fluorescent lighting or the fact that I hadn’t eaten all day. But no, they were real. Their eyes, large and luminous, glowed faintly in hues of blue and green. When one of them turned to me, I froze. Instead of speaking, their scales began to pulse softly, emitting a gentle, rhythmic glow. It took me a moment to realize they were communicating through bioluminescence. The patterns of light seemed to convey meaning, though I couldn’t decipher it at first.
I approached the counter cautiously, my heart racing. The towering figure behind the register tilted their head, their scales flickering in what I could only assume was a friendly greeting. I stammered out my order—a #9, no onions, add mayo—and watched in awe as their long, clawed fingers moved with surprising precision, assembling the sandwich with expert care. The other employees worked in silence, their scales flashing in a symphony of colors, seemingly coordinating their tasks through this mesmerizing light show.
As I waited, I couldn’t help but notice the other customers. They seemed completely unfazed, as if this were the most normal thing in the world. One man casually chatted on his phone while another scrolled through social media, utterly oblivious to the fact that their sandwiches were being made by what appeared to be extraterrestrial beings. Was I the only one seeing this?
When my order was ready, the employee handed me the bag, their scales glowing a warm amber. I muttered a thank you, unsure if they could even understand me, and they responded with a series of rapid, flickering pulses that I took as acknowledgment. As I left the shop, I glanced back through the window. The employees were still working, their bioluminescent patterns casting an ethereal glow over the entire store.
I sat in my car, clutching the bag, and took a bite of the sandwich. It was, without a doubt, the best Jimmy John’s sub I’d ever had. But as I drove away, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d just stepped into a scene from a sci-fi movie. Were they aliens? Mutants? Some kind of advanced species sent to revolutionize fast food? I didn’t have answers, but one thing was certain: I’d never look at a Jimmy John’s the same way again.“
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“This is my preferred Subway. The Egyptian sandwich artist is very friendly. Being located in a gas station is the only drawback.
Vegetarian options: Veggie subs and salads are available for purchase.
Parking: The parking is not defined very well. People can get blocked into a space in front of the gas pumps.
Wheelchair accessibility: The sidewalk is painted (it could use a new coat) and has a ramped area in front of the door.“
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“I was pleasantly surprised when I stopped by today. Greeted by very friendly employees and a clean dining room. The food area was very clean and fresh also. Best sandwich I’ve had from there in a long time!!“
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“I have to say, I have never had the best customer service until today. Nate and Trevor (brothers) did a phenomenal job making three (3) foot long subs for me. They were super consistent, intrigued and very attentive to my requests. They made it look super easy to take all my special options. They are the true definition of working as a team. Keep up the good work fellas. Highly recommend going here if you see the brothers together. Outstanding service!! ?????? Thank you again guys!“
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“We just moved out to the are from Allentown & stopped today after moving and were greeted by a nice lady behind the counter with a smile from ear to ear welcoming us. I believe her name was Nancy and as she apologized for not speaking English well, we reassured how easy it was to understand her and how sweet she was. Great service and she made a wonderful sub so we enjoyed them at a table and chatted. Thank You 🙏🏼“