Sonic Drive-In in Magnolia

“As the hot Texas sun combined with the all-encompassing East Texas humidity, it sapped the water out of my head like a dishwasher wringing the water out of a dirty dish rag during an afterchurch lunch rush in the Bible belt at noon on Sunday. I exited my local Home Depot, where my wife sent me on another honey-do list longer than Wilt Chamberlain's list of conquests, needing to quench my thirst. I remembered that this particular fine dining establishment was currently in the throws of its Happy Hour celebration. I pulled into a nice shady parking spot and proceeded to try and make contact with the sommelier and inquire as to what pairing would go well with my mid afternoon muse bousch of a maize wrapped canine, or corn dog for you non gastronomically enlightened plebes. I decided on the non-sweetened steeped leaves of a Sri Lankan varietal. The crispness of the brew mixed with their special ice that must be hand carved by an Inuit shaman from a polar iceberg rehydrated me as if I was standing under the Karuru water falls in the Aberdare range of central Kenya. My main course was delivered hot and steamy with a bright yellow seed sauce whose sharp and tangy flavor paired beautifully with the fine corn husk wrapped around the succulent meat kabob. I was all at once transported to my childhood like Anton Ego upon his visit to The iconic Gusteau's in Paris.

I highly recommend you take advantage of this pairing soon as I don't know how long their seasonal offerings will be around.“

“The best Sonic location ever! Always excellent, hot food, great & fast service! Have been coming here weekly for years and have never, ever had a bad experience! I just don't believe these bad reviews for a second! Some people are just unhappy people.“