“Maybe I'm a victim of my own nostalgia I do try to recapture that finger licking good original recipe chicken seasoned with eight herbs and spices that never disappointed. I do try to rekindle but it's just not there. KFC labeled scourge to America's future with the Colonel's original recipe the cause of rabid obesity too fatty our future in crisis. The Feds to the rescue made KFC and Ronald McD remove the offensive fat content. Unfortunately it's just not as succulent and juicy the gravy flavorless but we lived to see another Little Debbie cosmic brownie or ten.“
“Maybe I'm a victim of my own nostalgia I do try to recapture that finger licking good original recipe chicken seasoned with eight herbs and spices that never disappointed. I do try to rekindle but it's just not there. KFC labeled scourge to America's future with the Colonel's original recipe the cause of rabid obesity too fatty our future in crisis. The Feds to the rescue made KFC and Ronald McD remove the offensive fat content. Unfortunately it's just not as succulent and juicy the gravy flavorless but we lived to see another Little Debbie cosmic brownie or ten.“