Chinese Restaurants near Warsaw

“Before I discovered Hohos China Buffett I was homeless and I was suffering of AIDS but then I came to Warsaw the land of Crackheads and Hobos and I walked into that beloved Chinese buffet and I fell in love with it when I had my first plate I had a heart attack but in a good way and the bathroom experience was great feeling the warm piss sticking to your feet was the best feeling ever and after that I had 6 more plates and now I am married and have kids all thanks to Hohos China Buffett for making my life better and I will make sure to comeback always to the wasteland of Warsaw so I can feel the warm piss again in Hohos, Thank you for saving my life.“

“Love love love their food. Favorite is their pineapple chicken. Wish they did delivery, since only one place does delivery in town. Worth the money.“

“prices are good! Food is very good!

Long version:
Just moved to town from a city, so of course lots of different restaurants. My husband and I love eating out a lot. So we are so excited to have found this American Chinese restaurant.
Crab ragoons are one of our favorite items at Chinese restaurants. This one has the best crab ragoon I’ve ever had. The honey chicken was very good too. I’m someone who is very picky about chicken btw.
I was only a little disappointed it seems the combo meals that come with pork fried rice, the PFR doesn’t have veggies in it. That said for the price it’s all good! Going to try the plain pork fried rice to see if that has veggies or if I can add them (:
We ordered two combo meals and the delicious crab ragoons; it came to $31.75.“