Tim Hortons in Grand Island

“Let me take you back. How far? Far enough in time where fire was all the rage, the wheel had its first full rotation, and we still had stupid monkey brains. It was a barren time, many starved, we were utterly barbaric creatures, massacring our own all for the desire of one sacred artifact; food. But one homo sapien. He had saw us in our anarchy, and blessed us with the greatest treat mankind could ask for. Food for all, silencing our rumbling stomachs for eternity, and letting us push forth with our discoveries and knowledge to create the civilization we know today. That messiah’s name, we know of today was Tim Horton.

Alright so about the food. I was pretty hungry, never tried Tim Hortons in my life. I decided to go in and just see what they have. I was met with a pretty ok looking place, it’s a bit unassuming. I drive in, see what they have, and they have some pretty good stuff. Being the fatass I am, I get a lot of stuff. Two donuts, a chocolate chip muffin, a sausage egg and cheese muffin, and a coke. Didn’t have to wait long, I did drive thru because I was lazy. I got my food again, pretty fast, and I dug in. First, the sausage egg and cheese. For my first time eating there, it was pretty good. Sandwich wasn’t soggy, it was well crafted, solid like 8/10. Now I moved onto the muffin. It was a little hard on the outside, but taking a bite I realized that the muffin was much better than I expected. Chocolate chips were good, bread was also good. 9/10 or so. Donuts, also good. 8/10 each chocolate glazed and regular glazed. Coke was coke, 10/10. So overall rating, uhh overall everything was an 8.6/10. Some of it wasn’t my cup of tea, however it absolutely surprised me being my first time there. I know father Tim Horton will be cooking up even greater goods the next time I visit.“

“The rich aroma fills my mouth, and the feeling is just like the spring outside. Full of life and energy. Wipe away yesterday's sadness and sorrow, dissolve all the unhappiness, pick up the greatness or ridiculousness of youthful recklessness that may have been shattered, but that was the goal of youth and the unremitting struggle, start over, refuel our bodies again, and face the youngest day of our lives with confidence and self-confidence and work hard.“